Friday, August 28, 2009
4e5' o8....class outing ♥ 10:57 PM
hi...
the class has been confirmed...we are going to west coast park for bbq
date: 4/9(confirmed...dun ask me to change cos i cant make everyone happy)
venue: west coast park
meet at BB MRT at 4 if u can ...if not..go to west coast area 2 bbq pit to find us(i oso dunno where)
tell me whether if u are going ASAP...we need to buy the correct amt of food and only hav ONE WEEK to do so...6-12 each person...depending how many pple are coming...bring change pls...DUN GIVE ME $50 AND EXPECT ME TO HAVE CHANGE...IM BROKE.
so...see u guys there..
faster...who's coming???????
Labels: posted here cos fucking FB gt prob
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Never lie to your mother ♥ 12:27 AM
Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I
doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from
the house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian".
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
"Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie; I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains
that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."
LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Monday, August 24, 2009
KFC skeleton... ♥ 7:35 PM
Sunday, August 23, 2009
oiiikkk ♥ 11:32 PM
wazzzuuupppp people..........
yeah, i know only a few people stil read this blog... so, hope those people will response to this post...
Ok... so, actually Peng Chen Yu requested for a class OUTING (or mayB 'less than half a class outing')during september holiday....
So, yea... ON or NOT??????
dunno exactly when and wher.... but if u all ON, then we'll think bout it... okok???
so, yea... anyone???
Saturday, August 15, 2009
sore loser..... ♥ 1:57 PM
Friday, August 14, 2009
lllllllol.... ♥ 2:45 PM
The office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says:
"What kind of an idiot is it that dares to phone me in the middle of my lunch break?!?"
The caller shouts back:
"Do you have any idea whom you are talking to...? I am the CEO of this company!"
The employee replies:
"Do you have any idea whom YOU are talking to?"
Perplexed, the CEO mumbles: "NO!!!"
The employee heaves a sigh of relief and says: "Thank goodness for that!!" and hangs up
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Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."
Sunday, August 9, 2009
THE PLEDGE ♥ 11:06 PM
We, the passangers of MRT,
pledge ourselves as 1 united kiasu.
Regardless of pregnant women,elderly and little children,
to chiong in when the doors open,
so as to achieve seats, sleep and rest.
Happy National Day to Singaporean.... liao... lol...
Saturday, August 8, 2009
♥ 8:23 PM
There was this Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. This Chinese lady was not very good in English, but somehow managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs.
She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in expiration, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn’t know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.
The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
She can’t find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…
What were you thinking?
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Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!
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